When I played this video last night, my husband said — and I quote — “This is why I don’t have TikTok…WTF,” and I am still thinking about it today:
In the video, TikTok user @charsghost says, “One time I was in the shower with my ex-boyfriend and he saw me washing my buttcrack and he said, ‘Why are you washing your buttcrack?'”
“And I said, ‘Why wouldn’t I wash my buttcrack?’ And he said, ‘I didn’t know you were supposed to wash your buttcrack! Are you sure you’re supposed to wash your buttcrack?!'”
“And I said, ‘Yeah, you poop out of your butthole, so you need to clean the surrounding areas.’ And he said, ‘Really? No one ever told me this. Why would this be true? Let me ask the boys in this group chat.'”
“To which they all responded, ‘Why haven’t you been cleaning your buttcrack? You’re 24 years of life.'”
However, I immediately regret to inform you that this woman’s ex is among several other people who don’t know you need to wash the surrounding areas of your butthole.
So if this is news to you, please don’t reveal yourself, it is best for all of us if you don’t. Just read this article that Men’s Health published about how to properly wash your butt.
OK, that’s all I can handle for today. PLEASE WASH YOUR BUTT!